Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And that’s it.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

They want to finish the job.

It’s no more complicated than that.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

There is only one thing that you can do.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And, two alone.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?